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Hello, my name is Thomas Gregory MacLeran and, because all the other candidates are such incompetents, I am a candidate for President of the United States of America in the 2012 election. I want our country saved and I don't see any chance that it will happen unless I do it.

If someone else comes along whom I think will do a better job, I'm outta here. I'm not doing this because I want to; I'm doing this because I have to.

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